Check Out This Old Bottle Of Glue

I was doing a search for Speed-Sew on Google and clicked images and came across this super old packaging of Speed-Sew.

I love how it says 1001 uses, I wish I had a list of those 1001 uses.  Did you see how much it costs as well?  98 cents!

Bottle Of Glue

No matter how much I practise or how hard I try, I will never be able to sew as fast as this bottle of glue.